The Mid-Morning Dump: Best Football Game Ever, Iowa State Basketball Slumps

OFFENSIVE OFFENSE. Offensive misfortunes afflict cyclones in brutal loss at home to TCU.

CROOTIN’! But hi, Demarion Watson is dominating!

FOOTBALL COMMITMENT. Nice PWO arrives from Iowa City High.

CYCLON WOMEN GET ROLLED. Not a big showing in Waco

WRASTLIN’. The lonely cyclone light point of the weekend.

GYMNASTIC. Auburn apparently has dedicated gymnastics fans. Look at the answers and thank me later.

BEST FOOTBALL GAME EVER. Was played last night at Kansas City.

CAME TO A CORNER FLIP. Change overtime rules, now.

TYREEK HILL. Beat the Bills defense all night and attack them for a huge game.

HILL AGAIN ESCAPES THE PENALTY. As NFL officials miss an easy taunt call.

BEST TACKLE ALL GAMES. Came from Stefon Diggs when a fan ran on the ground.

FORGET THAT. Matthew Stafford and the Rams sent Brady’s packaging.

SIDE OF SUH. Of its expensive penalty for personal fault.

PACKERS LOSE TO 49ERS. Rodgers fails to make the Super Bowl in what could be his last season in Green Bay.

JOE BURRRRRR. Cincinnati cool QB leads Bengals to AFC title game.

SPEAKING OF COOL. Bengals kicker called his shot.

MAIL FORWARDED. Gonzaga don’t want John Stockton around due to non-adherence to mask protocols.

AYOKA LEE THESE LADIES HAVE FAMILIES! Kansas State Hooper Ayoka Lee sscored an NCAA record 61 points against Oklahoma.